Is that prick Anderson about?




I think I’ve found his soulmate…



I’m not certain if I should be flattered or offended. I suppose I shall have to err on the side of good manners and thank you, regardless.

You should be flattered. Anderson will treat you right. He’ll polish your scales, clean your sharp dino-teeth and make sweet sweet love to you. SM


Oh, well, ah, yes, I am flattered but, well, you see…

How do I put this delicately.

It is not…erm.


I do not find humans to be very…ah, my preferences are…

You are all lacking scales, and many other, erm, attributes that one of my species would typically find attractive in a partner.