evil-is-the-new-sexy:

sirgentlemanraptor:

While that is…scientifically incorrect, thanks to a certain film, it’s much easier to call myself that, yes. Velociraptors are only about two feet tall, you understand. My species is technically the “Utah raptor,” but Velociraptor sounds much more intimidating, I believe, and less like I am going to go door to door petitioning residents to join a faith.

Oh. Interesting. Well, I’m glad to hear you won’t be recruiting. 

I believe I would be terrible at it, truly. I’ve been told the teeth and claws are a bit off-putting.